For the holiday plans you’d rather skip. Green script spells out “That’s it. I’m not going.” alongside Max, a crooked Christmas tree, and a little reminder to “Wallow in self-pity.”
Choose Athletic Gray, Sand, White, or Light Blue. Mockups show Athletic Gray and Sand.
DETAILS
- Gildan crewneck with multicolor chest embroidery
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Ribbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband
- Made to order
SIZING
Available in adult sizes S–3XL. Please review the size chart before ordering. Compare the measurements with a similar item that fits well, and select from the sizes offered in this listing.
CARE
- Turn inside out before washing.
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle.
- Hang to dry.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not iron directly over the embroidery.
PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Your sweatshirt is handmade to order. Please allow 5–7 business days for processing before shipment. Processing time does not include shipping transit time.
PLEASE NOTE
Small variations in embroidery placement and stitching may occur because each item is made individually. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Have a question about sizing or colors? Please contact us—we’re happy to help.