{"product_id":"falalala-fuck-off-embroidered-christmas-goose-crewneck","title":"Falalala Fuck Off Embroidered Christmas Goose Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Christmas goose has a Santa hat, sunglasses, and very little holiday patience. Wrapped in colorful lights, it stands beside evergreen “FALALALA” lettering and a red script “fuck off.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Athletic Gray or Sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan crewneck with multicolor chest embroidery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cdiv data-ss-sizing=\"cohesive-2026\"\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in adult sizes S–3XL. Please review the size chart before ordering. Compare the measurements with a similar item that fits well, and select from the sizes offered in this listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0529\/5780\/6756\/files\/adult-fleece-branded-size-chart.png?v=1792873555\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0529\/5780\/6756\/files\/adult-fleece-branded-size-chart.png?v=1792873555\" alt=\"Adult Sweatshirt Size Chart\" style=\"display:block;max-width:100%;height:auto;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the embroidery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePROCESSING \u0026amp; SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour sweatshirt is handmade to order. Please allow \u003cstrong\u003e5–7 business days for processing\u003c\/strong\u003e before shipment. Processing time does not include shipping transit time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall variations in embroidery placement and stitching may occur because each item is made individually. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave a question about sizing or colors? Please contact us—we’re happy to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sincere Sentiments","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530109092,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530141860,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530174628,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530207396,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530240164,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530272932,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530305700,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530338468,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530371236,"sku":null,"price":41.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530404004,"sku":null,"price":41.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Gray","offer_id":57611530436772,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":57611530469540,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0529\/5780\/6756\/files\/falalala-christmas-goose-sand.png?v=1794092725","url":"https:\/\/www.sinceresentimentsny.com\/en-gb\/products\/falalala-fuck-off-embroidered-christmas-goose-crewneck","provider":"Sincere Sentiments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}