{"product_id":"thats-it-im-not-going-whoville-embroidered-crewneck","title":"That’s It. I’m Not Going. Whoville Embroidered Christmas Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the holiday plans you’d rather skip. Green script spells out “That’s it. I’m not going.” alongside Max, a crooked Christmas tree, and a little reminder to “Wallow in self-pity.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Athletic Gray, Sand, White, or Light Blue. 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